- I'm sure you're all aware
of the Coco Chanel rule,
before you leave the house
you take one thing off.
The Ken rule is you put three things on.
[bright upbeat music]
Hi, I'm Ryan Gosling.
If you're a Ken or you're Ken-curious
or you're just Kenfused like I was,
here are my top 10 Kencentials
to help you tap into your Kenergy.
Headband.
Preferably lightning.
The headband is important
for form and function.
It differentiates between
good Ken and bad Ken
and when you put it on,
it sends a clear signal that it's go time.
But it's essential that
someone see you put it on
and preferably they see you
put it on from behind too.
This motion is important.
You can also achieve this with a ball cap.
You sort of start rim first,
eyes cast in shadow, mysterious
and then you pick the moment
and when it is go time you reverse it.
Now you're a loose canon ready to fire.
Sunglasses.
Ken's gotta have at least
two pairs at all times.
You want the first pair
to be something that
Barbie would also wear.
She needs them for whatever reason,
you have them at the ready.
Dark ones are great because
they can hide your sadness.
You never wanna risk bumming Barbie out.
That's also why you have a
second pair that are mirrored
so you can reflect Barbie's greatness
'cause that's really your job, you know,
and she can use them to put on lipstick
while you hide your sadness,
so two pairs of sunglasses.
Clutch.
Ken in a box.
This is to remind you of
the box that you came in
and the box that the world
will happily put you back in
if you don't Ken as hard
as you can every day.
Great outfit
and just a reminder of
what you do, if you forget.
He does beach.
Watches.
Generally the watch is a
symbol that you're busy
and you have important things
to do and cool places to be.
When you're a Ken you
have none of those things.
- So cool.
- So it's even more important
for you to appear that you do.
I'm sure you're all aware
of the Coco Chanel rule,
before you leave the house
you take one thing off.
The Ken rule is you put three things on.
This I use for real world
time, this is Barbie land time
and then I have this one 'cause
it tracks the moons phases
so you can keep track
of the morning waves.
[waves whispering]
Books are important.
Unfortunately I just have book
but if you had more than
one you would have books.
Books are better.
Preferably one's about horses.
What can I say?
Books make people think
that you have interests
and Ken's number one personality trait
is just to look interested in things.
Not be interesting.
Don't make that mistake.
Okay, that is a slippery slope.
Just look interested and
books are great for that
because you can open them at any time.
At any time you can just
[slide whistle whooshes]
and look interested.
Hm, interesting.
Thanks my Ken.
Okay, surfboard, and let me
just start this off by saying
my Ken's job is beach.
I'm not surf Ken, I'm beach Ken
and I'm not claiming to be a surf Ken
so I don't want any surf Ken's
kind of trolling me in the
comments section, okay?
I'm not claiming to have
any of this sort of spirituality
that comes with surfing,
any of that insight, I'm
just using it for scale
'cause when you're a human-sized
Ken that's very important
and so you need a human-sized surfboard
to communicate that scale.
And you can hold it,
and I've also found
that you can also lean.
Roller blades. This is
pretty self-explanatory.
My Ken's Barbie likes to rollerblade
so he literally goes nowhere without them.
- Did you bring your roller blades?
- I literally go nowhere without them.
- Ken underwear.
Look, it's just important
to have your name
written on your underwear
for lots of reasons.
I'm sure your mother's told you that.
But most importantly it
keeps your name in the mix.
If you wear 'em high, it just
keeps your name out there.
It's easy to get lost in the shuffle.
And it's also good because
then if Barbie ever says,
"Hey, is that Ken written
on your underwear?"
You can say under where?
And that's all you want,
you just wanna share a moment with Barbie.
A faux mink.
If you can't define yourself
by your thoughts or
experiences or accomplishments,
a faux mink can do a lot of
the heavy lifting for you.
You don't need any of that
because you're the Ken in the faux mink.
- [Crew] Could we see maybe the inside?
- Oh, I'm happy. Did you know?
Thank you for noticing
that. It's a horse line
[horse neighing]
The Ken fanny pack.
Cool thing about this
is that you can have
your name written on it
in Metallica font. [laughs]
What's even cooler about this
is that you can have Barbie's essentials
inside of one of your essentials.
I think it's good to
have a pink mic on hand.
You wanna toast Barbie's accomplishments,
of which there are many all the time.
Every good Barbie hype man has a pink mic.
You know, a hanky just in
case she breaks a sweat.
I've never seen that happen.
You prepare for the worst
and you hope for the best.
And then, you know,
you kind of have like a
statement necklace, you know?
Who knows, maybe one day
you'll get the baddest Barbie in the game
to wear your chain.
So that's my top 10 Kencentials.
Just remember that
behind every great Barbie
there's a Ken who's
totally fine with that.
Hopefully he's right behind
her in case she needs anything
because she deserves
it because she's Barbie
and he's just Ken and he's
totally fine with that,
forever.
[light upbeat music]
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