- I'm here to get validated. - You... You are awesome. - Excuse me? - You have an amazing face, you've got powerful features man. Anyone ever tell you that? - Uhm, No. - Then listen, you look a little down and it may seem like sometimes people don't understand you, but some day man, SOME day people are going to see you for what you really are. - You... you really think so? - Absolutely, You are great. - Need a validation please. - You, You are great ma'am, you have amazing cheekbones. - Really? - Sir! - Yes? - We have a situation. - Where? - What the hell is going on? - You've been through it, you know. You have so much life experience that other people don't appreciate, but you know. - Bless you dear. - They're not patronizing the shop, they're just coming here to see him! - Sir you're in a great shape! You work out? - Not for long. - I do, actually, yeah, a bit, yeah, thanks. - Young man, we are running a business here, not a social club. - That is a fantastic suit, it really flatters you. - You... think so? - You guys work so hard, you are the backbone that keeps this place running! - I always felt like no one really appreciated us. - Yeah, I mean our jobs are so stressful it seems like, most of the times people don't see it. - NO, what you do is so important. - You know, I bet the boss would love to meet you. - You are great, you provide hundreds of jobs, sustaining hundreds of families. That's huge! - That's so good to hear, most times I feel like people don't recognize that, I'm just the big bad man on the hill. - Not at all, you give. - You know, I know some people who'd probably like to meet you. - Mr. president, no matter what people say about you, you have still got a great golf swing. - God bless you. - You do! - You have a fantastic moustache, I bet ... look at you and get envious, I'm not kidding! - Thank you. - You're welcome! - Hugh Newman, a man who is changing the world with free parking and free compliments. - Your license is expired sir. - That is why you're great at what you're doing, you are so thorough. - Really? you think so? - Hugh, what is your secret? - I just love to see people smile! So if you're feeling blue. All you gotta do is say goodbye to giving you. smile smile smile Oh Lordy, smile, smile... smile! - It seems there is no one Hugh Newman cannot make smile. - Next! - No one smiles in their driver's license photo sir, it's not allowed. - Next! - Next! - You are amazing, you are so efficient. - Next! - Victoria... aw that's a beautiful name. - Next! - You take such good care of your equipment, oh, they're lucky to have you! - We're closed, sir. - Victoria, I just... want to see you smile. - Good night, sir - Where do I go for...? - We don't validate, sir. - Next! - They match your eyes, sort of. Oh, you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. - Next.. - You eat healthy too, see, you take good care of yourself, that's awesome. - See? You're even a great pet owner, you give her a full hour's walk. Most people would't take the time, but you care! oh you care. - Have you ever smiled? - Yes. - When? - When I was a little girl. - Aww, I bet you had a beautiful smile. What happened to it? - Next! - Look like anyone you know? - Next! - There's colour and black and white. - Next! - Next! - I just wanted to see you smile. - I'm sorry. - Next! - I'm here to get validated, please! - You're... okay, I guess. - Okay? Did you say okay? - Yeah you're fine... - Don't you have anything else to say? - What's the point...? - Hey! excuse me! excuse me! Could you take our picture? - Thanks, I really appreciate it. - It's our first time here. - Smile. - That's not a real smile! You guys love each other? You're on vacation travelling the world? God, that's great! Wish I could travel the world with the one I love. Wish I could have someone take our picture and really smile. You guys have every reason to smile! You're gorgeous! You are in the prime of your lives! You guys... are great! Hold it right there, Now, that is a smile!... One more one more, right there. Aw that's it! One more one more. Beautiful, Beautiful! Look at each other. Aw fantastic couple. What do you love most about your wife? - Erm, she accepts me, despite knowing me. - Where did you meet? - On ... duty. - Aw, serve your country and meet the love of your lives. You guys are awesome. - Beautiful, beautiful. - Thank you so much. - Okay, bye. - Excuse me, you get the most sincere smiles out of people I've ever seen, you wanna make some extra money? Shooting stuff like this? - Friendly folks, sorry to interrupt, you're a beautiful couple. You're models? - No. - Would you like to be? - You have two of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. - Excuse me? - Your eyes, their gorgeous! You're gorgeous, and your dress matches your eyes, it's perfect! May I? - Okay. - What do you love most in all the world? - My daughter, she has the most wonderful smile. - Hello, for a dental cleaning. Hugh Newman. - Hello Hugh, can you just get your driver's license? - Sure. - Thank you. - Hey, man. - How did you... You're... Smiling! But... she... did you? - NEXT! - Excuse me, sir, err... where's Victoria? - She don't work here, she was fired! - NEXT! - Fired? Why?! - She was smiling! Look at this, she DID this. Look at that girl smiling, look a that! those pictures SUCK! They're not suppose to smile! - Where is she? - You are awesome, you're gonna have so much fun on this trip. The stories you're gonna tell people when you get back will be amazing. - I can't wait, I've always wanted to see Paris. - I don't understand, I tried everything, what happened? - When I was a little girl, my mother got very sick and she stayed that way. And over the years she juts got so sad that she forgot how to smile, and seeing her like that I couldn't smile either, and I didn't... for years. But then one day, a young man came up to her and told her how beautiful she was, so beautiful that you wanted to take her picture. He made her smile and suddenly after all those years she got better. I knew it was you, I looked everywhere for you, but I couldn't find you anywhere. I went to every garage in town, I paid every fee they had but I couldn't find you. - You paid for parking... for me? - Yes, because you... are great. - You... are amazing. - No one has ever said that about me before.
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